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By Craig Carton

From one in all radio's loudest, orneriest, so much cherished, and highest-rated activities radio personalities, a daring and hilarious memoir of activities, manhood, and what it's to be a fan.

In 1991, clean from collage, Craig Carton drove a crappy 1980 Buick to Buffalo, manhattan, to interview for a task at WGR radio. The station supervisor who employed him used to be the 1st to acknowledge his significant on-air expertise, and helped commence what has develop into a mythical radio profession. usually in comparison to Howard Stern, Carton has hosted a sequence of hugely rated indicates, and in 2007 he joined WFAN, the place he and Boomer Esiason host an eponymous express each morning for 4 hours out of a studio in long island City.

In this debut ebook, Carton invitations the reader to hitch him as he recounts stories from his suburban early life, defends his long-held love affair with the hot York Jets, reminisces in regards to the shenanigans of a few of the top paid and such a lot celebrated athletes taking part in this day, and displays on his paintings as one in every of radio’s craftiest, so much hilarious personalities ever to get at the back of the microphone.

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The best exchange of All 25. each Vagina within the loose international 26. women of Denver 27. 3 Little phrases Acknowledgments Dedications approximately Craig Carton I’m on their lonesome behind an SUV. It’s 35 levels outdoor, the place there are a number of thousand humans all chanting my identify, all desirous to see the clown who for the second one 12 months in a row is set to stroll around the Brooklyn Bridge in little greater than a Speedo and a soccer jersey. How did i am getting myself into this place back, and why on this planet does it make me so satisfied? It’s 10:40 within the morning, and a radio station worker charged with conserving me cracks open the door and asks if i'm able to move. really, “ready to do that” are his phrases. no longer but. I take off my sweatpants, revealing my eco-friendly ny Jets Speedo. abruptly i've got an assault of ego. How’s it glance? i ponder. I’m now not puzzling over my legs; i'm fearful approximately even if my junk appears ok. “Craigie, Craigie, Craigie! ” the folks are stressed and chilly, too. they need to begin the stroll. the group comprises marching bands, mascots, strippers, and hundreds of thousands of die-hard Jets fanatics pumped to rejoice their crew making it into the AFC Championship video game. Holy shit, it’s merely been eighteen months considering i began internet hosting the Boomer & Carton convey on WFAN, and now there are literally thousands of humans awaiting me to seem like I’m Phil, the groundhog. fortunately i locate a couple of ankle socks in my bag and judge to stuff my Speedos with them. It appears to be like so ridiculous, chances are you'll imagine i've got hemorrhoids, yet I don’t care. So I depart them in there; larger this fashion than truth in this chilly day. I take a number of extra deep breaths and capture my mirrored image within the rearview reflect. I freeze. just one idea, and it’s transparent. this can be fucking awesome!!! I swing the door open large and permit the circus commence. the gang is every thing I had was hoping it'd be. Brooklyn’s Cadman Plaza overflows with every kind of individuals: younger youngsters, previous women and men, even a few humans of their Speedos to aid me and the Jets—probably extra the Jets than me, yet they’re the following. each neighborhood information station is available, as are marching bands and the hot York urban Police division, in strength. The plan is to stroll around the whole span of the Brooklyn Bridge, preventing in simple terms on the halfway aspect to do a Jets cheer. the 1st face I see while i am getting out of the SUV is my radio partner’s: Boomer Esiason. Boomer used to be an NFL MVP for the Cincinnati Bengals, received the Walter Payton Award for guy of the 12 months, and raised greater than $80 million to struggle cystic fibrosis. Now he's status subsequent to his half-naked radio accomplice and taking part in a stroll around the bridge with millions of individuals whom he may by no means, lower than general situations, permit inside of his condo to exploit the rest room. And that’s why i admire him, and why our express works. Boomer got in one hundred pc to what i presumed we needed to do to achieve success, to get consciousness, and to connect to a rabid fan base. This bridge stroll trumped the Ickey Shuffle through an extended shot.

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