By Dan Gutman
Anything bizarre goes on!
Miss Small, the fitness center instructor, is educating A.J., Andrea, and the crowd to juggle scarves, stability feathers, and do the bird Dance! is that this any strategy to remain suit? no matter what occurred to dodgeball?
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She acknowledged. “Fun enjoyable enjoyable, for all time! That’s my motto. ” “What’s a motto? ” requested Ryan. “I don’t know,” pass over Small acknowledged. “What’s a motto with you? ” Then she laughed. “Do you're keen on to play video games? ” pass over Small requested. “I love taking part in video games! ” “I prefer to play video games,” one of many boys stated. “Those aren’t the type of video games I’m speaking about,” stated leave out Small. “Real video games are much more enjoyable. I’m conversing approximately working and leaping and chasing video games. We’re going to play pink gentle eco-friendly mild, crimson Rover, Spud, mom may well I, Duck Duck Goose…. ” “Those video games are lame,” Ryan whispered in my ear. “Kids can get damage once they run and leap and chase every one other,” acknowledged Andrea. “My mom advised me to consistently be cautious so I don’t get harm. ” “Can you probably be any further uninteresting? ” I requested Andrea. She is gonna make a good grown-up whilst she grows up. She’s in simple terms 8, and she’s already mature, that is a complicated option to say uninteresting. “Do we need to play video games the place someone loses? ” requested that crybaby Emily. “I imagine the group that loses may still win too. My dad advised me I’m a winner even if I win or lose. ” “Your dad is weird,” I acknowledged, even if Emily seemed like she may perhaps cry back. “If each person wins, what’s the purpose of enjoying the sport? That’s why you play. to overcome the opposite crew. ” “Competing is icky,” acknowledged Andrea. “It doesn’t subject when you win or lose, A. J. It’s the way you play the sport that counts,” acknowledged leave out Small. “In Fizz Ed, our aim is to have a good time and construct robust, fit our bodies. yet such a lot of all, by means of the top of the time period, i would like you all to have cooties. ” “Cooties! ” everyone shrieked. “Girls have cooties! ” shouted the entire boys. “Boys have cooties! ” shouted the entire women. I by no means quite knew what cooties have been, yet I knew they have been anything terrible that you just wouldn’t are looking to get. “Everybody must have cooties,” acknowledged leave out Small. “Cooties stands for COOperation, TEAmwork, and Sportsmanship. ” Oh. I didn’t care a lot approximately that stuff. I simply desired to beat Andrea younger at whatever simply because she thinks she is so clever. in addition to, phrases which are made up of the letters of different phrases are dumb. pass over Small blew her whistle back. “Before we do whatever, we need to stretch. ” omit Small bought down at the ground back and did a few push-ups. Then we needed to do push-ups. She did a few sit-ups. Then we needed to do sit-ups. She did a few windmills and arm circles. Then we needed to do windmills and arm circles. “See for those who can contact your toes,” pass over Small stated. “Now see if you happen to can contact the sky. you need to be unfastened as a goose in a cabin car. ” Stretching was once uninteresting, and dumb, too. not anyone can contact the sky. once we stretched, leave out Small made us do a couple of million hundred leaping jacks. “Isn’t this enjoyable? ” omit Small requested after we have been complete. i assumed i used to be gonna throw up. She blew her whistle back. “Okay, now that we’re all as unfastened as a goose in a cabin car, who desires to play a online game? ” “I do! ” all of us shouted. ultimately! four A Dumb Balancing Act “Are we gonna play soccer? ” I requested pass over Small. “No,” leave out Small acknowledged. “How approximately basketball?